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A Boring Life

Revitalized

Mark Starlin

Mark Starlin

Nov 16, 2018·1 min read

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People sometimes tell me that my life is a bore.

I tell them,

“Jump back, Jack. Not any more.

I got a turtle.”

I also wrote:

The Age Of Wisdom?

They say wisdom comes with age.

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