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A Failed Grasp Of Science

Gravity

Photo by Mark Starlin

A lot of people don’t understand Newton’s Law of Gravity.

Which is why I am starting a business to pull stranded people down from the sky.

My incredible career idea was inspired by the photo above. I took it during a hot air balloon ride in Albuquerque, New Mexico. We were literally floating over the rooftops of this neighboorhood looking for a place to land. When I saw the photo later, I thought “what if people started floating and couldn’t get down?”