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A Lawsuit Has Been Filed Against One Minute Wit
By One Minute Wit
Due to the nature and importance of this story, I am waiving the one minute limit.
Dear Friends;
I have some troubling news to share today. I recently learned there is a man named One Minute Wit who is not happy about me using his name for my publication. He has filed a lawsuit to stop me from publishing under his name.
I have tried to reason with him. Here is a transcript of that conversation:
“Hello.”
“Yes, Is this One Minute Wit?”
“Speaking.”
“I am Mark Starlin…”
“The crook who stole my name.”
“No. I was unaware that there was anyone named One Minute Wit when I chose the name. I did a Google and Domain search, and there were no matches.”
“Because I like my privacy. Now you have gone and stolen my identity.”
This went on for quite a while. Me trying to be reasonable. Him calling me a thief. Finally, I had put up with enough of his hostility.
“Listen, One. I am having a hard time believing your parents actually named you One Minute Wit.”
