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Bees As Pets

Advice For Kids by Kids • 1

Mark Starlin

Mark Starlin

Sep 5, 2018·1 min read

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If you make a bee your pet, don’t name it “Stinger.”

Then there won’t be any painful misunderstandings when girls ask you his name.

I also wrote:

A Good Day

I once tried digging to the center of the Earth.

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