Mystery Grab Bags
Advice For Kids by Kids • 4
If you ever buy a Mystery Grab Bag at Stuckey’s thinking it will be awesome to discover what treasures await inside,
then when you open it,
a snake jumps out and bites your hand,
a box of exploding chalk dust coats your face,
and a really old banana squishes in your hand and leaks banana oil all over your shirt,
don’t expect any sympathy from the cashier.
“She just sells them, she doesn’t make them.”
— Howard Lambast. Burlington, VT
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