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Advice From Old Folks On How To Live Longer • 10
Henelē Hotfoot — Age 89
If you have ever talked to an old person, then you know they are libraries of knowledge and wisdom. Sadly, most people never use their Old Folks Wisdom library card to take advantage of old folks vast experience.
Not me. I have been collecting nuggets of wisdom from old folks and have compiled them into a book called Super Useful Tips To Squeeze More Days Out Of Our Meager Human Lifespan.
Equally sad, the publishing industry is not interested in this tome of treasures. So it remains unpublished. Instead, I have decided to post these pearls of wisdom online for the whole world to enjoy. Not just those 10% who still read books.
Savor each tip. Allow them to soak in and become part of your consciousness. Then incorporate them into your lifestyle.
Here is tip number ten:
If someone asks you to go lava hopping with them,
don’t do it.
Wisdom for the ages, Henelē. Thank you.
