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Advice From Old Folks On How To Live Longer • 7
Aibreann McKneeflex — Age 96
I have abandoned my quest to get my book Super Useful Tips To Squeeze More Days Out Of Our Meager Human Lifespan published traditionally.
Smart people who say things say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Or is that voting? Either way, I get the point professional publishers. You want books that sell. Helping people is not important. Got it.
However, I am not abandoning my quest to help people live longer. I will just be using the power of the internet to get this valuable advice directly into people’s brains, which is more effective than a book in the clearance bin at Barnes & Noble anyway.
So save your hard-earned debit card balance and simply read these useful tips here. One at a time. So you can savor each one. Allow them to soak in and become part of your consciousness. Then, incorporate them into your lifestyle.
Here is tip number 7:
If you want to learn to Riverdance,
make sure the river is not too deep.
Fabulous advice, Aibreann. Thank you for the helpful tip.
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