Old folks are chock full of good advice. And weird food. And medicine. But I won’t get into all that. Instead, I will share some of the nuggets of wisdom from my, as yet, unpublished book Super Useful Tips To Squeeze More Days Out Of Our Meager Human Lifespan.
Savor each tip. Allow them to soak in and become part of your consciousness. Then incorporate them into your lifestyle.
Here is tip nine:
If you look like a giant wedge of cheese,
don’t hang around mice.
These are the kind of tips young people need. Thanks, Casein.
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