One Minute Wit
An Easy 50
I went hiking in Raven Rock State Park today. About two miles into the trail, I saw Bigfoot. Naturally, I grabbed my phone to take a picture of him.
He walked over and said, “I’ll give you fifty dollars if you don’t take my picture.”
I said, “Fifty bucks not to take a photo? Deal!”
He gave me a fifty-dollar bill. I smiled all the way back to the car.
Can you believe that Bigfoot? What a chump.