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An Easy 50

On the trail


Mark Starlin

I went hiking in Raven Rock State Park today. About two miles into the trail, I saw Bigfoot. Naturally, I grabbed my phone to take a picture of him.

He walked over and said, “I’ll give you fifty dollars if you don’t take my picture.”

I said, “Fifty bucks not to take a photo? Deal!”

He handed me a fifty-dollar bill. I smiled all the way back to the car.

Can you believe that Bigfoot? What a chump.