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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor
Jude, The Animal Expert Dude
Mar 23, 2020
If you burp loud enough, you can stun charging beasts long enough to escape their rampage.
Which is why it is essential to carry Pepsi with you on safari.
— Jude The Animal Expert Dude
Note: This is humorous fiction. The Pepsi Corporation does not endorse Jude The Animal Expert Dude. Or my silliness. Although I am open to it.
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