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Jude The Animal Expert Dude • 17

Ken Goulding

If you burp loud enough, you can stun charging beasts long enough to escape their rampage.

Which is why it is essential to carry Pepsi with you on safari.

— Jude The Animal Expert Dude

Note: This is humorous fiction. The Pepsi Corporation does not endorse Jude The Animal Expert…