Another thing you can do is end every other sentence with “eh?”

And look for an excuse to say the letter Z and say it “Zed.”

Or wear a Bruce Cockburn t-shirt. And then when people ask who he is you can say, “Seriously, you don’t know one of Canada’s greatest singer/songwriter/guitarists. I just saw him on my last trip to Canada. How sad that most Americans are so uninformed and uncultured.”

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