Assimilated by the dark side, you have been. LOL!
I never could get past the taste of coffee. And I never understood the “aquired tatse” argument. Why try to like something that tastes awful? Peer pressure is the only answer I can come up with. Not a good enough reason for me. So I remain a weirdo in America. One of the rare few who don’t drink coffee. Fortunately, I married another rare coffee disliker. And we live our weird coffee-free life together.