If you ever rent a submarine and go to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, about two miles off the coast of southern California.
And you find a jetpack with a sticker on it that says “Tahiti Or Bust.”
And the jetpack has an attached container filled with beef jerky and Starbursts.
Well, I’m not saying I know anything about how it might have gotten there.
Or how ridiculously short-ranged jetpacks are.
But I would be interested in buying it from you.
Just don’t tell Bell Aerosystems or The Smithsonian about it.
Or anyone else. Let’s keep it our secret.