Attention Treasure Hunters

Photo: N.

If you ever rent a submarine and go to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, about two miles off the coast of southern California.

And you find a jetpack with a sticker on it that says “Tahiti Or Bust.”

And the jetpack has an attached container filled with beef jerky and Starbursts.

Well, I’m not saying I know anything about how it might have gotten there.