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Birth Baths Are For The Birds

Another Lesson Learned

Mark Starlin

Mark Starlin

Feb 25, 2020·1 min read

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I have discovered that according to the local Police,

if you have a birdbath in your front yard,

you DO NOT have the right to take a bath in it yourself.

No matter how hot out it is.

Birdbath = birds only.

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