One Minute Wit

Breakfast Manners

Human Behavior Hint

If you ever go to a crowded restaurant for breakfast and order a double stack of pancakes. Then soak the pancakes in every flavor of syrup they have. Then leap to your feet and start flinging the pancakes around the room, getting sticky syrup on everyone. Then shout, “That’s just a taste of the awesome power of Pancake Frisbee Man!”

Don’t be surprised if you end up on the floor covered in orange juice, picking eggs, sausage, and bits of broken plates out of your hair. People don’t like that.

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