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Bringing Real Change For America (Mostly Pennies And Dimes)
I am officially announcing my candidacy for President of The United States of America!
It has become apparent to me that I need to run for President in 2020. The Republicans and Democrats have had a stranglehold on ineffective government for far too long. I think it is time to give an independent candidate a chance to not get anything done. So I am officially announcing my candidacy for President of The United States of America.
We all want a brighter future. Right? And not the exploding supernova kind. But a better America. Even better than apple pie à la mode.
If you are tired of picking the lesser of two evils and want to choose the lesser of three evils, I’m your man.
Now, if you vote for me, it is a safe bet I will mess up — a lot. I will try hard to do my best, but I will not promise easy living or free everything. [Except for me. Presidents don’t pay for anything. It’s awesome.]
And, hey, there is always the chance I could be great by accident.
No doubt, I will say random stuff during speeches. [I got a D in teleprompter class.]
Or maybe wear a huge sombrero during State Of The Union speeches.
