Why You Should Get Up Before The Early Birds

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Life is busy. There are carrots to eat, gardens to invade, races to run. More bunnies to make. How do you find time to write that best-selling bunny crime novel? You have to create time. No, it’s not some science fiction thing, it’s making use of all the hours in a day.

You don’t need eight hours of sleep. Sleeping is for bears. Bunnies need to be more like birds. Get up early! In fact, get up earlier than birds. Not because you want to get those yucky worms. Trust me, you DO NOT want to eat worms. They are disgusting. No, Fluffy, you need to get up early so you can add more hours to your day. So you can be a more productive bunny.

You know what happens to bunnies who sleep in? Two words: pet store.

See you in the morning!

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Old bones. Young heart. Focusing on a wide variety of creativity. @markstarlin

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