One Minute Wit

Cattle Drives

A Warning

I took a vacation out west and saw a brochure offering the chance to experience a real cattle drive. It sounded exciting.

What a waste of money. Cattle are terrible drivers.

My cow didn’t make it 100 yards before our car ended up in a ditch.

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Old bones. Young heart. Uniquely arranged words. https://markstarlinwrites.substack.com

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