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Dear Neighbors

Good news!

Hans Braxmeier

Dear Neighbors;

I have some great news!

I recently took up the tuba. I have been practicing like crazy. I hope to become a virtuoso soon. So I plan to start practicing my tuba on my front porch six hours a day between the hours of 11 pm and 5 am when it’s cooler out.

For some reason, my wife thinks I play better outside. Maybe it’s the fresh air. I am not sure, but I am following her advice.

I was a little concerned about what you all might think about my tuba playing. But I’ve improved quite a bit recently. And hey, who doesn’t love a good tuba song — or forty?

I will be taking request soon.

Thanks.

Mark