Don’t be in any hurry. It’s not all senior discounts and early bird specials. There is that long walk to the mailbox only to find today’s 5 AARP mailings. Endless descriptions of today’s aches and pains by your friends. General old age grumpiness. And worst of all, the mirror mocking you. “Ha, ha. Remember when you used to look good? Hey, isn’t that a new age spot on your forehead.”