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Don’t Go Outside!
An important warning.
May 9, 2019
If you ever open your cupboard,
and a jar of peanut butter spills on your head, coating it with peanut butter,
and then while you are putting the peanut butter jar back, an open bag of popcorn falls out, coating the peanut butter on your head with popcorn,
don’t go outside!
Hawks love peanut butter and popcorn.
