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Don’t You Hate It? • 15

Mark Starlin

Mark Starlin

Jul 24, 2019·1 min read

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Don’t you hate it when you’re lying there minding your own business,

and an alien bursts out of your chest?

More stuff to hate:

Humor?

Don’t You Hate It? • 14

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Mark Starlin

Old bones. Young heart. Focusing on a wide variety of creativity. @markstarlin

  • Humor
  • Space
  • Aliens
  • Science Fiction
  • One Minute Wit

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