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Stubbing Your Toe

Don’t You Hate It?

Ján Jakub Naništa

Don’t you hate it when you’re walking through the house late at night with the lights out, and you stub your toe,

so you turn on the lights to look at your toe,

and you suddenly remember you’re a cat burglar,

and the couch you stubbed your toe on contains a huge sleeping dog who is no longer sleeping, but growling.