Waking Up

Don’t You Hate It • 5

Photo by Doug Walters

Don’t you hate it when you wake up and look out the window and see that the ground is covered in ash,

and the sky has turned black,

and the moon has changed color and grown to three times its normal size.

So you run outside,

and then you suddenly remember that you’re an astronaut,

and you are actually on the moon,

and you forgot to put your spacesuit on.

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