Dude. Keep the buzz cut. The ultimate in low maintenance! Drag a washcloth over your head and you’re done!

Personally, I think a close buzz cut looks good on bald guys. I keep threatening to buy clippers and cut my own hair (my wife refuses.) I would probably stick to a #4 or 5. My noggin is too big for a close buzz cut. Or so the women in my life say.

You could grown a ZZ Top beard to go with it. Get some Cheap Sunglasses…

Anyway, hair is just dead stuff growing out of your head. And it will grow back.