Ha, Ha! Hank. This was hysterical. I hate clutter, but you can take things too far. I haven’t seen the show, but my wife told me about the “Hold every item you own. If it sparks joy within you, keep it. If not, get rid of it!” line.
I said, “What if everything you hold sparks joy?”
She said, “Then you have more serious issues.”
She knows me well.