Harrumph. We are at an impasse. I suggest we meet in a neutral location. I will bring an apple, cherry, blueberry, strawberry, and raspberry pie. You may bring five cakes of your choosing. And a fork. We shall each eat our preferred deserts until we can eat no more. And whoever consumes the most will be considered the winner. And correct in their opinion.

If you would be so kind, would you bring a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting cooled in a refrigerator overnight. For this is easiest way to make cake enjoyable. And when your body can tolerate no more sugary frosting, I will enjoy a slice of the afore mentioned chocolate cake to celebrate my victory.

Pleasant morning to you.