HERESY! A fluffy sponge-like concoction that only tastes good when smothered in sugery frosting is hardly a superior desert. While pie is so tasty it needs no coating. Although they may be applied if desired, they are hardly needed.

But cake without frosting? It resides in the dictionary under “bland.” I can only surmise that your tatse buds have been compromised by a years-long habit of drinking coffee bean flavored water. A palate unaffected by such cruelty will surely select the superior deliciousness of fruit pie over cake.

But I will gladly stand alone with my convictions if I must. For I stand on the side of fruitful truth. Not floury fluffery.

Good day to you, madame.