How Life Works

Listen carefully, son

Brett Jordan

Denzel Washington is a way better actor than Frank Sinatra was.

But Frank Sinatra was a way better singer than Denzel Washington is.

And Wayne Gretzky was a way better hockey player than either of them.

But Wayne Gretzky’s acting highlight was Mighty Ducks 2.

And his Gretzky Sings Manilow album never got released.

That’s basically how life works.

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