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How To Wake Up at 5 A.M. Every Day
Recycled Titles
It is a reasonably well-known fact that you can’t copyright a title. Imagine the hassle if you could? You would have to search the copyright database at the U.S. Copyright Office every time you wrote a story or song to see if someone else used “What Is Bitcoin?”
Obviously, we would end up with some wacky titles, probably getting longer and longer over the years.
To honor this bit of smart law-making, I have decided to recycle some titles I have seen on Medium and write entirely new stories for the titles.
Here is my first Recycled Title story.
How To Wake Up at 5 A.M. Every Day
Set your alarm.
The End.
I am not sure why the previous user of this title took 15 minutes to explain this. Perhaps I should have read the story. Mmmm. Nah! A 15-minute story? Right! Who would read something that long online? Ha, ha!
Enjoy your extra fourteen minutes.
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