I am far too grumpy to be a Walmart Greeter. “Hey kid, change out of your pajamas before you leave the house next time. You look ridiculous. Oh. Welcome to Walmart. Home of cheap stuff.”

I have to drive to my parents house in Michigan to return bottles. North Carolina doesn’t do bottle returns. Or maybe I’m thinking of a Seinfeld episode…

Old bones. Young heart. Focusing on a wide variety of creativity. @markstarlin

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