I know, Stephen. There are several beautiful people on Medium, like yourself, who read most of my fiction. But as you said, the longer the fiction, the less the reads (on Medium.) My 50 word fiction on Fridays gets as many reads as my humor. My 20 minute story from June of 2018 just got it’s 4th read. LOL! And no one can keep up with everything (I have your latest bookmarked… )

I am just practicing the time-honored art of hyperbole. It seems to do well on Medium. 😉