I pitched a publication called “Smarty Pants” because, obviously, those are the people Medium are looking for. I have bookmarked over 100 smarty pants Medium writers already. It should be easy to recruit them once I get financed by Medium.

I will give them free reign to write smarty pants stuff. But I will cut their stories off at 1000 words with the comment “OK smarty pants, that’s enough of that.”

Watch for my photo on the cover of Forbes (if it still exists by then.)