I want to believe you, but I think you still have Photoshop residue on your hands. Or some disgruntled Medium employee did it as a joke before they quit. Or the “algorithm” is drinking again.
There is no way a goofy, single chapter of my fiction is going to be featured in the Medium Featured section. Even so, I copied your altered screenshot and will hang it on my wall as proof that I am now a famous writer who writes big ideas and important stories.
Nice try, Shapiro. But I’m not buying it.