I was going to clap for this story but I figured you wouldn’t care. So I didn’t. But then I didn’t want others to think I would comment and not clap, that’s rude. Although I doubt you care about that either. And even though I would love to not care if other people think I’m rude, like you, I realize I your don’t have your wonderful ability not to care what others think, so I care. Although I shouldn’t. So I clapped. Caring is hard.