I was trying to keep my superpower—blobbiness—a secret. Thanks for ruining that! Oh well, now I can stand in the road as much as I want. So I guess it worked out for the good. I will now sing.

I’m a circle and a blob
Just a head without a job
I stand in the road
With Terry the Toad
If cars hit me
I roll away
If cars hit Terry
I hate to say
But it ain’t pretty
That’s life in the city
Karate chop!

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