I would have highlighted all of her responses but that would exceed my green limits for this story.

My wife is also smart, and my external memory. When we go anywhere:

Me: Who is that?

Her: His name is — — , his wife’s name is — — , their kids names are — — and — — . He works at — — . She does — — .

And she only met them once, five years ago. It’s scary, really.