If I Had A Dog

Mark Starlin
1 min readMay 17, 2018

If I had a dog I’d name him Baked Potato.

Then I’d call him “Bake” or “Po” for short.

But I probably wouldn’t put butter or sour cream on him.

Although I might occasionally wrap him in aluminum foil because that would be cool looking.

Especially with mirror sunglasses.

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