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If I Was Super Smarter

CG

If I was smarter. Not just ordinary people smart either. No, I mean super smarter. And super-rich. I would invent a silent dirigible airship coated with a reflective surface that renders it invisible when looking up at it from below.

Then I would silently cruise the skies on calm sunny days. And float over people out enjoying the sunshine and drop a marshmallow on their head. I would fly low enough where it wouldn’t hurt them, but it would make them look up.

And when they looked up, I would drop a dollar bill with a small sticky note attached. And when they picked up the dollar bill and got over their wonder of money falling from the sky, they would notice that the sticky note has GPS coordinates on it. And instructions to download an app from the App store.

And once they had downloaded the app from the App store and entered the coordinates, they would find a map to a large field nearby. And if they decided to be adventurous and go to the field, they would see my stealth dirigible airship because it is visible from the side.

And if they walked across the field to my airship, they would see a sign that said: Airship Rides $1. And if they spent the dollar that fell from the sky and went inside the airship, they would find several bags of marshmallows and a stack of dollar bills with sticky notes on them. And they would know what to do.

And I would smile.