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Gravity Repelling Safety Helmet

Invention Log: Initial test results, notes, and observations

Mark Starlin
Mar 27, 2019

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Assistant Larry dropped a steel beam at my head from four floors up.

Helmet deflected the beam successfully. I remained unharmed.

Unfortunately, the repelling mechanism hurled the beam back at Larry with significant force.

Adjustments needed.

Note to self: Get a box of Larry’s favorite donuts on the way to the hospital.

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Mark Starlin
Mark Starlin

Written by Mark Starlin

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