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Gravity Repelling Safety Helmet
Invention Log: Initial test results, notes, and observations
Mar 27, 2019
Assistant Larry dropped a steel beam at my head from four floors up.
Helmet deflected the beam successfully. I remained unharmed.
Unfortunately, the repelling mechanism hurled the beam back at Larry with significant force.
Adjustments needed.
Note to self: Get a box of Larry’s favorite donuts on the way to the hospital.