Humor

I’ve Decided To Become A Tycoon

Clem Onojeghuo

I live in America. Where you can do anything you put your mind to.

So I’ve decided to become a tycoon.

Actually, I am not crazy about the term “tycoon.” It is too similar to “typhoon” which sounds like “baboon” which can be confused with “goon” which rhymes with “moon” and sand “dune.” And while sand is a fine thing when you are at the beach, it is…