Elephants And Candy Bars

Jude The Animal Expert Dude • 11

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Elephants tend to be larger than their vegetarian diet would indicate.

Which leads me to hypothesize that they secretly stash candy bars in various places throughout the savanna.

I believe these hiding places are extremely clever because none of my colleagues or I have ever observed elephants eating candy bars in the wild.

Yet I have, on numerous occasions, discovered empty candy wrappers surprisingly close to our camps.

— Jude The Animal Expert Dude

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