If you see an old camper going down the road that looks like no one is driving it,
and it smells like grilled hamburgers and has flames shooting out the back.
I would appreciate it if you would wait for it to crash and then check under the front seat and see if there is a Walkman with an Olivia Newton-John’s Greatest Hits cassette in it.
And if so, then text message me with the subject: “Dude I found your Walkman.”
But don’t respond here. I am trying to keep it hush-hush.
I also wrote: