Keep An Eye Out

Photo by Frankie Valentine

If you see an old camper going down the road that looks like no one is driving it,

and it smells like grilled hamburgers and has flames shooting out the back.

I would appreciate it if you would wait for it to crash and then check under the front seat and see if there is a Walkman with an Olivia Newton-John’s Greatest Hits cassette in it.

And if so, then text message me with the subject: “Dude I found your Walkman.”

But don’t respond here. I am trying to keep it hush-hush.

I also wrote:

When Things Get Out Of Hand