Lamp Tie
Poetry Of Questionable Quality

[Works As A Rap Song Also]
I’m burning bright
Lighting up the night
No stage fright
Got my own spotlight
I went outside when it was damp
I got knocked down ’cause my tie is a lamp
I started to jerk and do a shocking dance
I looked so weird I had to move to France
Check out my tie
I’m an electrifying guy
I can cook an apple pie
Make stir-fry
Don’t need no oven
Just need my tie
Lamp tie, lamp tie
Won’t come loose
Lamp tie, lamp tie
I got the juice
You know you want one
Save the excuse
It’s written on your face
I’m not obtuse
Lamp tie
Word