Lesson 1: This simply convinces me that my decision to delete Twitter was a good one.

I doubt there is very much cross over between the audiences for these two movies. I can’t imagine many people agonizing over which one to go see. So why bother with the fake reviews? What a waste of time and bandwidth.

Lesson 2: People are weird.

Lesson 3: You can see both if you want to. It’s not illegal.

Lesson 4: I thought way too much about this response.