Mark’s No-Nonsense Productivity Boot Camp
You will become more productive, or you will drop and give me fifty push-ups
Mark: Listen up, boots. Here’s the hard truth of it. You won’t get anywhere sitting on your butts all day.
Boot 1: What if you’re a bus driver?
Boot 2: Or a truck driver?
Boot 3: Or on a sled on a snowy hill in the wintertime?
Boot 4: Or on a go-cart?
Boot 5: Or a bike?
Boot 6: Or driving a speedboat?
Boot 7: Or riding a horse. Or a camel?
Mark: Stop it! You’re here to learn, not ask questions. Everyone drop and give me fifty.
